Thanks to all those who weighed in on the crucial question:
If the Seven Dwarfs were Jewish, then their names would be...
After much thought and consideration (after all, this is an important decision), I have settled upon the following list:
Specialist (Doc, because, you know, it's not good enough for a Jewish boy to become a plain old doctor, he needs to be a specialist)
(Emah S. suggested Shlumpy, which is a terrific name, but doesn't correspond to any specific dwarf.)
I'm so relieved to have resolved this issue. Now I can get back to my life.
linguine and clams - It’s only the first day of summer and I’m already weeks deep into our unofficial dish of it, *linguine alle vongole*, preferably hastily prepared about 1...
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