A Million Just Ain't What It Used To Be

This guy won $1 million in a New York lottery, but that works out to only $31,191 a year after taxes. That's a nice chunk of cash, but it's certainly not life-changing. (It doesn't even cover a year's worth of yeshiva tuition for 3 or 4 kids.)
When we were kids we used to play "what would you do with a million dollars?" I would always give "the Elmer Fudd answer": I wanted a mansion and a yacht.