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A grateful Jewish congregation honors its Rabbi for 25 years of exemplary service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.
When the good Rabbi walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greets the Rabbi with "Hi Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you."
The Rabbi is furious. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple and shouts, "I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this!"
Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and asks, " Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."
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