When I asked Flash if he was ready for the first day of school, he said "yeah, I got a pen".
Wonderwoman is already experiencing significant anxiety that "I'm going to fail everything and then you'll be mad at me."
Supermangirl reported that her new halachah rebbe is nice but not too smart because "he seems to think that there are two Torahs" (a subsequent investigation revealed that he was trying to teach them about the Written Torah and the Oral Torah).
Meanwhile, those lovely first-day-of-school notes tell me that I owe a combined total of $570 to the 3 schools for things like lice checks, locker fees, van transportation, a Purim chagigah that's still six months away, etc. (please don't ask me to break it down for you because it will make me cry.)
Be sure to watch this space for frequent updates as my blood pressure continues to climb.