Ahem. I'll go first:
(While sitting around the dinner table, watching them scarf down half a paycheck's worth of food in one sitting, and desperately trying to "balance" my checkbook with non-existent funds):
"I've figured out what the problem is. I have three children, but I can really only afford two. One of you has got to go."
Let's see you top that.
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