Madonna (also known in her own mind as Esther) is in Israel this week to perform the final two shows of her worldwide "Sticky and Sweet" concert tour (such a heilige name). The lucky residents of Eretz Yisroel will be able to see Rebbetzin M. strike the following tzniusdik poses:
The Material Girl, never one to put gashmiut ahead of ruchniut, made sure to visit the Kotel, where she received a private tour of the underground tunnels while protected by a heavy police guard (Rejoice Oh Israel! Your tax money is being used wisely!)
Of course, such an illustrious faux Jewess must be accorded the highest respect that the Israeli government can offer. And so, both former Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu are scheduled to meet privately with Madonna this week. It is not known whether her boyfriend Jesus (yes, I swear that's his name) will join them.