Sunday, August 30, 2009

Jesus and Madonna in the Holy Land

The holiest city in Judaism was treated to an extra dose of kedusha today when the world's most famous Kabbalist visited the Old City of Jerusalem.
Madonna (also known in her own mind as Esther) is in Israel this week to perform the final two shows of her worldwide "Sticky and Sweet" concert tour (such a heilige name). The lucky residents of Eretz Yisroel will be able to see Rebbetzin M. strike the following tzniusdik poses:

The Material Girl, never one to put gashmiut ahead of ruchniut, made sure to visit the Kotel, where she received a private tour of the underground tunnels while protected by a heavy police guard (Rejoice Oh Israel! Your tax money is being used wisely!)
Of course, such an illustrious faux Jewess must be accorded the highest respect that the Israeli government can offer. And so, both former Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu are scheduled to meet privately with Madonna this week. It is not known whether her boyfriend Jesus (yes, I swear that's his name) will join them.

9 comments:

Baila said...

Does she have a blog? Maybe we should nominate her for the NBN flight?

(Very funny post. Say what you will about the Rebetzin, but at least she doesn't hate us).

Mrs. S. said...

We're all shepping true Yiddishe nachas...
:-)

BTW, consider yourself nominated.

tesyaa said...

You just have this way of putting things ... well, this post is really funny.

Staying Afloat said...

The husband and I were eyeballing this news last night. Especially fun that Esther means hidden- not a whole lot of that going on...

SubWife said...

Loved this post. It (being the news, not the post) would be very very funny if it weren't all that sad.

Mitzimi said...

We're supposed to be suspicious of the love of non-Jews, but as crazy as she may be, at least M. supports Israel and perhaps that will rub off on some of her millions of fans ...
and btw, not to be critical or anything, but do we really have to publicize more of those "tziusdik" poses?

ProfK said...

Well yeah, she might need a "Jewish" moniker for her visit--her given name Madonna is the traditional name used for the Virgin Mary. That surely doesn't fit her, Israel or not.

Lion of Zion said...

so many entertainment personalities (jewish and non-jewish) use their trips to israel to promote "peace," its refreshing not to have come across articles that put her visit in that context (not that i'm really following the story). roger waters, during his recent visit, went to the security barrier in protest; she on the other hand paraded around the stage with an israeli flag.

Melissa said...

Your post on Madonna brought tears to my eyes, from laughing so hard.

Thank you for a very funny post.